it'll be anarchy..

the names erica and i am the swagmaster 5000. stay wierd. my other blogs are fuckingfck & shes-a--wildflower

supermoclel:

who will clean my room for me while i lay around in a gold bikini and get fed grapes

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mariah-banks:

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know 

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the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

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At the grocery store

Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.

Everyone’s a bit of fixer-upper 

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natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

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bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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